It's not even noon?!?!?!

4:00 Sam crawls into bed with me. (Which I think is sweet because he always comes to my side of the bed and crawls under the covers) we snuggle and fall asleep

4:15 I awake to hear Luke calling for me. I go to his room to find him bouncing on his bed demanding apple juice and television. I compromise, get the juice and we lay down in his bed together. I find this slightly less sweet because he proceeds to move as much as humanly possible while remaining laying down. 

5:00 Noah's up. Thank god I hear Phil go get him. 

5:15 Luke is still performing acrobatics and I decide tv would be less frustrating than attempting to tame Luke and coerce him into slumber. I also realize, I'm wide awake so there's no sense in Phil being up too. Luke and I report to the tv room, play with Noah, turn on the tv and Phil goes back to bed. 

6:30 Sam is up. Phil's up. 

6:45 Give the boys breakfast. I'm feeding Noah cereal and he projectile vomits everywhere courtesy of Phil's immature pyloric valve gene. Sam and Luke find it hysterical.

6:46 bathe Noah

7:00 Noah falls asleep. I'm jealous. 

7:05 Sam gets on the bus. I shower for the first time in... Nevermind that. 

7:30 give Luke his nebulizer, write a note warning his teachers he's been up since 4 and beg them to keep him awake because if he naps it's going to be in MY watch!!!!

8:05 Luke gets on the bus

8:15- Noah's asleep, Sam and Luke are at school and I lay down. As my eye lids shut.... Waaaaa waaaa. Noah's up. Play with Noah, feed him again. He's pretty cute so I forget my exhaustion. 

9:15 Off to a dr appointment. Annual dermatologist visit. If I explain my morning maybe he'll give me some free Botox......

Sub 10am ....Elevator count: 11

10:05 no skin cancer. Also no Botox. Call this one a wash. Heading home. Another elevator. Sigh. 

10:15 In a taxi. Smelly and getting pulled over. Not sure why. Policeman looks like Jon gosslin and no one is speaking English. This isn't my day. 

10:45- home safe. Playing with Noah and blogging 15Min till SAMs bus arrives. 45 min until Luke's bus arrives.

Sigh of relief. 

Elevator count so far: 14

And if you've read all that and really just wanted to see a picture.....

Here you go

And I couldn't resist this one....

Best onesie ever!!!!