New Phase of Life

I'm in a new phase of life.

When I used to say, "Get off my back" I wanted to be left alone.

Now when I say "Get off my back", I literally want Sam to get off my back and stop pulling my hair like I am horse.

In my old phase of life Luke used to let me hold him.

Now he spontaneously walks up to me and head butts me.

This morning When I told Sam not to hit Luke he told me...

"Go sit in a cage mom."

I think it's clear who wears the pants in this family.